Oh now, how mindless can people be? Restaurant owner blames crisis on public's poor taste, unwillingness to pay ridiculous prices for ridiculous foods.

This amazes me! Cuba offering six years of medical school free -- including tuition, room and board, books and spending money -- to American students. Cigars still can't come home with you.

Oh now, Mart mailed me this. Life-sized elephant sculpture made entirely from household junk (with pics).

Today at work a colleague complemented me for my skillfull handling. I was supposed to modify stuff for the GMV. The GMV account has become profitable, so I was told.

OK, check out this imbecile. ROTFLMAO

Such imbeciles.
EMT makes a patient the buttocks of his joke (with puns).
ROTFL

I am surprised by this. In a plot to move the Irish to Mars, scientists find potatoes to be "key" to living on other planets.

There's a very poignant read at SFGate. Why the Electoral College will be hard to eliminate.

Strange stuff. Cuba offering six years of medical school free -- including tuition, room and board, books and spending money -- to American students. Cigars still can't come home with you.

This really scares the shit out of me.
British couple beat up new neighbors for refusing a wife swap. Scary pic included.

Jim dandy!
"I've had brewing companies tell me I don't have a license to do this," man says. "I've basically come back and said, 'In your face. I don't need a license to recycle your trash' ".

My insights and suggestions had made a positive impression on the management. I was supposed to cancel the ZLF test. So they change it again. Our convergence increased tremendously. I'll be working on the new VirtuDot, so I was told. Mart heard that progress is slow, but the ZLF people are very cooperative. Oh well.

Bush Sends Putin Missile Defense Offer.

More on this on New York Times

Grandforks.com says: Grand Forks authorities want forkin' thieves of six-foot-tall fork to fork it over.

How glow sticks work. The Cheat unavailable for comment due to being grounded.
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